Budding Artist – Crayon on the wall

It never ceases to amaze me how quickly my children can destroy things.  They can sit on the potty for 20 minutes, take what seems like an eternity to eat dinner, but when it comes to destruction – they can accomplish this in nanoseconds.  Seriously counter intelligence agencies should be hiring twins under the age of 3 and set them loose on the enemy – Mission accomplished.

Nanoseconds with a green crayon is all it took one of my girls to color 4 feet of wall.  I literally turned around then back in the same movement to find green everywhere!  I am happy to say all was not lost (as in my wallet to repaint).  Yet another use for diaper wipes – yes they remove crayon from painted walls.  Sorta scary seeing as I have been using these things on their precious bottoms for their entire lives.  Oh well – useful, good to know info to pass on.

Disclaimer! Be sure to test an area of your wall before you use anything on it to be certain it will not remove the paint or ruin the finish.

The things I have learned as a mother of twins. Part One

I believe will become a “living post” as in a “living document” – continually updated.

1. I really don’t need to shampoo my hair everyday.
I have gone many a day (I’d rather not say how many days) in between hair washes.  It turned into one of those non-priority/luxury activities after a while.  I’ll admit that there were occasions when I took my kids to the gym daycare for the sole purpose of taking a shower at the gym and sitting down in the cafe with a coffee after I had removed “the funk” that surrounded me.  Now that was living!
My poor hygiene habits while the twins were young actually brought this fact to life.  My hair looks better and styles better with a every other day washing.  So there you go.  Live and learn.  Now a shower – yes I SHOULD really take one of those every day.

2.  It is possible to hear “you’re so lucky” too many times.
I love, love, love, love my girls!  Did I mention that I love them?  Best darn tooting things to come into my life – besides my husband of course.  I wouldn’t trade them for anything (well maybe a full nights sleep – where I get to sleep in until noon).  But if ONE MORE PERSON COMES UP TO ME AND TELLS ME HOW LUCKY I AM AND THEY WISHED THEY HAD TWINS I AM GOING TO RING THEIR NECK!  Ok I probably won’t, but I may give them the shut the you know what up look depending on how my day with “luck” is going.  Anyone who wishes they had twins hath not a clue.  The last thing I would ever say is “oh I wish I had triplets or quadruplets” – yes that would indicate how mentally unstable I really am.

Things I have learned as a mother of twins.  Part 2

Road Tripping Alone With Multiples. Mom must be short a full deck.

I’ve taken quite a few trips alone with the girls – but never any trips where it was just the three of us – alone – for the entire trip. We’ve driven from point A to point B and had help waiting (Grandma and Grandpa) but never any true overnights with just mom. I’m sorta “hellbent” you could say on having my children be good travelers. The three of us have tons of opportunities when Dad is out of town to do fun cool things as they get older. Plus my husband gets to go to a lot of cool places and well I want all of us to go if we are able to – so thus I’m breaking them in on how to be good travelers early.

My first solo trip – Water Park Mecca – the Taj Mahal of Water Parks – yes you guess correct, The Wisconsin Dells! We have had some peaks and valleys on our little get away, but overall it’s been great! My biggest problem that I should have foreseen is the sleeping issue. We have some issues getting to bed at home so getting them to sleep in a big bed in a hotel room should have been a huge red flag for me. Plus in the past when we have slept in hotel rooms they always have slept poorly in the hotel provided porta cribs – I know what was I thinking assuming that sleeping would not be a problem? On a whim a few days before we left I emailed the hotel (Great Wolf Lodge) to see if they had portable bed rails – which they did! Seeing as I was going to be alone the idea of having to schlep their porta cribs around was not appealing, plus they sleep in toddler beds at home. We stuck to our bedtime routine and then lights out – which translated into a WWF unsanctioned wrestling match. I tried everything I could think of to get them to sleep together – finally it just came down to having one sleep with me and the other alone. On a positive note they slept in until 7:30 am! WOOHOOO!

And nap time – ditto “You gotta keep em separated”

The Bedtime Blues – “Stay in your own bed!”

So, I guess we have had our Toddler Beds for almost two months.  As you may or may not recall the issue of moving up to toddler beds was forced by our cribs being recalled (over a year ago).  Once they realized that they could get out of bed on their own my life at bedtime has SUCKED!  I dread this time of the day so much.  They share a room, so as you can imagine we usually have one jacked up and one who is ready to sleep.  But of course they are totally into peer pressure and the sleepy one will start acting crazy and wild.  I know they need their own rooms – I think that will solve the problem – but the only other two people who share a room in our home are my husband and I and no one else wants to help me out on this one and bunk together.  I’ve used this reasoning and all I get in response it “you want to share a room with Daddy” to which I say “no not all the time, sometimes I would like my own room” – hmmm believe it or not that doesn’t work.

I hate to threaten the twins with “If you don’t stay in bed then X, Y, or Z – will be taken away….”  I have removed their table and chairs, books, etc. (they hate this – at times they have chased after me and brought stuff back into their room – funny now – not so funny then), taken their beloved TV time away (they get to watch one Wonder Pets and one Blues Clues while I make dinner – ok seriously who is really being punished with that one?).  Unfortunately the only thing that works is the flippen TV or DVD’s in the car!  This is however something they get!  When they ask to watch a DVD in the car or their two shows while I make dinner and I say no – they are able to tell me why and what happened that caused them to lose their privileges.

So is the TV threat working?  Most of the time.  My advice, only use punishments you are able to follow through with and don’t end up punishing yourself in the long run.  Think before you open your mouth and speak – probably one of the most difficult things to do as a parent.

Mother’s of Multiples look like no other mother’s

A quick note here – the girls and I had our last Mommy and Me dance class yesterday.  Honestly, I am not sad to see this class end.  The girls loved it, but I thought it went on for too many months and I was bored.  Anywho, as I was sitting on the mat with my girls waiting for class to start I noticed how all the other mom’s were interacting with their daughters.  I really couldn’t help but look due to the wall of mirrors in front of me (it’s a dance studio – say no more).  All the other moms were sitting with their little 2 year olds cuddling and playing nicely.  Me?   I was being mauled.  Picture a scene from and old school National Geographic show with Marlin Perkins narrating – the mother lion playing with her cubs as they run and jump on her, bite her tail, make her fall over and roll around in the dust.  One would come running up to me give me a hug then proceed to jump on me and knee me in the gut while the other pulled me in her direction to get my attention.

Ok I must run – the girls have been trying to feed the dog for about 15 minutes, last I saw they were running downstairs to get “their brooms” to clean up.  This is what happens when you try to solve an espresso machine problem and the girls are “entertaining themselves”.

 

I hate dinner time!

I really believe that either you eat what I make or go hungry.  Why the funky cole medina should I prepare two meals for one family?  Seriously if you do that you are high!  We did this for my older step daughters when they were little because that was how they were being raised and I swore I would not do this with my own flesh and blood.  I know there isn’t a whole lot you can do to prevent a picky eater, but making two meals at dinner time won’t help the situation (in my humble opinion).  My sister has Celiac disease and she doesn’t make her family eat her diet!  Sorry but if I have some health issue that requires a special diet we will all (yes all seven of us) be on the diet.  Call me selfish, trust me I have been called worse.

So now dinner time has turned into a version of the animal running the zoo.  I cannot keep my toddlers at the table.  And it’s not like I am preparing some complex foods. Crazy as it sounds at one time not so long ago I would spend the girls nap time doing prep work for dinner.  I loved to cook!  Now I hate it because of the actual activity of sitting down to eat dinner.  I have abandoned the “no desert if you don’t eat”.  This method is bad a no no etc – but it is very difficult not to use that bargaining chip.  I know toddlers are funny eaters (and not funny like funny ha ha – more like George Thorogood funny as in “Everybody Funny Now You Funny Too”).  They pig out one day then eat nothing the next.  But it is beyond frustrating!  So now I have given up (more like I have shut up and am trying to tell everyone else to shut up about it in my house).  I’ve done the recommended suggestion – give them some downtime before dinner (they watch a Blues Clues onDemand), then we sit down to eat.  They are into this routine and seem to like it.  They still don’t act ready to eat.  They’ll complain ask for shredded mini wheats, leave the table….but I am on to them, because they eventually come back to the table since I have stopped badgering them.  They’ll sit down and eat!  It’s kinda nice during the waiting period, I get 20 minutes or so of uninterrupted time at a meal with my husband!

Bottom line, I need to move dinner and bed time back 30 minutes.  Tonight they ate, bathed, and went to bed rather painlessly when I adjusted.  It seems so easy now – at the time it was worse than doing Organic Chemistry!

My New Tool To Wean The Girls From “Mommy I Want Uppie”

Like my boot?  Earned this nice little “accessory” from an Achilles injury.  I had been training for a half marathon – good girl training not knock yourself out and risk an injury training.  Pretty bummed out about it actually.  Any who – there is a silver lining to all this!  I am actually able to use it as a bonafide real excuse to picking up the girls every time they want “uppie”.  Generally I don’t give in to their demands for this – but it does suck listening to the whining etc when you don’t concede to pick them up.  It’s kinda nice, they can see it, so they seem to get it!  Woohooo!

 

Two Toddlers With Fevers Ruined My Day

“Today is Tuesday you know what that means…”.  There is probably no chance in hell you watched reruns of the Mickey Mouse Club as a kid – old reruns the ones with Annette.  If you did then you know the Tuesday Guest Star Day song.   Sorry if you don’t.  Well selfish me was looking forward to my Tuesday because the girls have school in the morning – 5 hours of sheer flipping bliss for me!  But nooooooo, they woke up with fevers!  My kids just went back to school last week after being gone on vacation for a week – I want to know who sent their child to school sick and I want to know now!  I am taking names and heads are going to roll!

So instead I spent my Tuesday morning with the girls.  I thought hey maybe a bike ride would be nice, seeing as it was a nice day.  Loaded them up in the Burley and away we went.  There is nothing more pleasant than a bike ride with one of your children screaming and crying “slow down don’t go so fast – mommy stop pedaling the bike!”

 

The day the naps die – mom will also die a little.

The day I dread most – the day the girls no longer nap.  Well actually my family should be dreading this day.  There are a couple things that impact their lives that may change for them:

Meals may no longer be ready in a timely manner if they get prepared at all.

The house may not be clean.  That quality time I get to run around picking up the house like a raving lunatic as soon as the girls go down for nap will be gonzo.  I have forewarned you all for years, if you leave it out and don’t put it away where it belongs it may disappear forever.  The day is fast approaching!

Laundry may not be done (may have to resort to washing out the underwear you wore that day and hanging it on the shower bar to dry for the next)

Birthdays may be forgotten (never to early to grow up and realize that your birthday is not a national holiday)

Any thoughts of nooky – will remain just thoughts

Seasonal work – yard raking, snow shoveling, doggie poop patrol – best to put your boots on when you head out in the yard

My grocery shopping may consist of some haphazrd list that every week only includes toothpaste, tampons, and boxed wine.

OK it probably won’t come to all of this, maybe some of it.  It will probably only take me a week to convince my husband that the girls need to be in school full days on the days they are in school.  It really shouldn’t take much time for me to do this – because we all know that when mom is unhappy (all together now) EVERYONE IS UNHAPPY!

How old were you little ones when they gave up their naps?  How’d you cope?  Am I being just a touch dramatic?

What happened to controlling your children?

Why is it that parents allow older siblings to interrupt their younger siblings group classes?

I am already grinding my teeth  - I have another session of toddler gymnastics after this one.  Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great group class and it’s at an actually gymnastics gym taught by real gymnasts – so it’s pretty good.  The class size is nice, only six children.  Plus there is a small waiting area for other family members – it’s a parent child class, so if more than one parent is there, they can sit and wait in a room with a large window so they can observe the class and there are toys for other siblings.

It’s some parents in the class that are the proverbial thorn in my side.  Two families that had both parents with them brought an older sibling with them to the class.  Instead of keeping the child in the outer room the other parents brought the older sibling into the gym and allowed them to wreck havoc with the class – which in turn you can guess jacked up all the other kids.  This is a problem on so many levels!  First the gym makes you sign liability waivers for each child in the class.  One mother was encouraging her son to jump in line and go down the trampoline while another small child was still in the “pit” trying to get out.  I really, really, really hope I was giving her the “WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING” look (oh you’re right, “heck” was not the word I was giving visually).  OK why can’t you just lay the old disappointment factor on the line and tell you kid that “no you can’t go in the class you are too old and too big – it’s not your class”.  I mean seriously what happened to teaching restraint?

Of course I have a personal vendetta seeing as one of the older siblings who easily doubled the weight of one of the girls almost flattened her when she was sitting in a pool of foam blocks.   Yes it is the coaches responsibility also, but parents PLEASE – use your head and tell your children NO!  I am just dumbfounded and these irresponsible, no concern for anyone else, inability to discipline their offspring parents!  I mean really I am there alone juggling twins, keeping them in line, telling them to listen – teaching some social skills – oh what a concept, social skills for children!  Am I wrong but it’s this just common sense?

Have you had experiences like this?  Think I am wrong (I’m not) – I’d love to hear about it!  Even if you think I am wrong.